Sex Sells, People!

I'm going for broke!

Ready?

Now, not only am I on Match from Hell and Plenty of Crap, but now I just signed up on another free dating website called OK Cupid,  Why? Because a guy that I became friends with on Plenty of Crap said I was "slumming it" being on there - meaning there were better people on OK Cupid.

Fine.

So, I checked out the website, liked it, and decided that this time I'm using a different angle.

Less is more, people!  

And, sex sells!

When it comes to men (who we all know are visual creatures) that it's best not to spell out too much, because when you do, you don't leave enough room for questions.  Besides, isn't the fun part of getting to know someone asking questions?

So, I decided that I'm going to be a complete mystery, and I'm only going to post three pictures on my profile.  Very sexy pictures, but nothing trashy. Here is just one of them:

Because we all know that trashy is never cute.

So far, the inquiries are POURING IN!  Woo-hoo!   There's a lot of men in the Boston area that are interested... And, it's about damn time, because it's been like pulling teeth trying to get a damn date from anyone on Match from Hell!!!  

On OKCupid, there are different questions  on your profile that you can answer.  For example, in the "I'm really good at" section, I listed the following:

~Kissing

~Driving a 6-speed

~Kissing

~Mini-golf

~Kissing

~Dancing

~Kissing

Yup, I'm a baaaaad girl.....SO, HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, because this is going to be fun!

Let's see if my little experiment works!

MEOW!

~Carrie

No More Older Guys, Please!

So, that's it.  No more older guys.  I'm done.  Two unsuccessful dates in a row, one with Mr. Vermont and the other with Finance Guy.  Both of them were 47-years old.  I'm done.  Look,  I realize that 47 is within my age bracket, but they both just seem so much older than me.  They looked older than me.  They act older than me.  I'm silly!  I'm fun!  I think I just want someone younger...

I know I come from a good gene pool, because both me and my brother look younger than what we actually are - and oh, God, please don't let him tell you he's my younger brother, which he loves to do, because he is definitely older!

Somehow, both Nathan and I have managed to age without any wrinkles so far - probably, because we both have stayed out of the sun.  For me, it's because the sun doesn't like me.  My makeup even has SPF15 in it - I use Prescriptives Flawless Skin, which is is my secret weapon,  plus I also put sunscreen on my face if I know I will be spending any length of time outside.

So far, so good.

My brother has stayed out of the sun, too!  But not on purpose, like his sister.  He's a
vampire
bar owner/bartender, so he lives mostly at night.

No sun =  No wrinkles.

(Now if we can only do something about his salt & pepper hair....)

+

 

*contemplating*

Nawwww....

Where was I?  Oh, yes...dating older guys.  Ya, I'm over it.  For me, I base my attraction from this simple, yet effective, question: "Can I see myself kissing him?"  And, often, when it comes to guys who are older than me - the answer is a big, fat NO!  Although, to me, older men are appealing, because they are usually more established and they know who they are. Most importantly, they know what they want.  Younger guys get easily distracted, if they have more than one woman interested in them.

Uhg!  What do I know...I'll probably be eating my words soon - like I always do.

Whatever.

I hate to put any restrictions on my dating but, right now, this is how I feel.

~Carrie

PS:  My gut tells me that I'll probably be eating my words soon...like I always do.